Friday, September 9, 2011

BREAKING NEWS!

HOBOKEN (Associated Press) - In a less than shocking turn of events, Coach Brendan Feifer of Franzini’s Groomsmen has made a bold statement about his team this year.
“My team will go 16-0 and win the fantasy championship, while allowing exactly ZERO points to opponents.”
 The man from North Jersey has been known to make guarantees that never exactly seem to pan out. For instance, one night while riding the Long Island Rail Road Feifer was quoted as saying “I guarantee I can do a back flip.” What occurred next shook the ground beneath our feet as Coach Feifer landed square on his head, nearly paralyzing himself.
Feifer boasts his second place finish last year, much like the coach of the other team in Jersey. However, there is no award for being the first loser in fantasy football.
Feifer left his home in Massapequa, Long Island in August in search of a new beginning in Hoboken, New Jersey. It has yet to be seen what the move will do to his game plans and his bravado. But by the looks of him in that photo, it hasn’t done anything for his appetite.

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