Preseason Power Rankings

I can hear you all now
"BUT FEIF! how could you possibly do preseason rankings we dont even have teams yet ya silly goof"
Well never fear my compadres i have come up with the perfect system as to how these rankings will work. Past performance, devotion to the game, and if you have a tuna can weiner you come in last (kidding gilltits)

12) muhls- well Jimbo someones gta be the cabosse and lord knows that noone does that better then you. Im just not buying the repeat...sure in your life ive seen you do some incredible things...example attacking cops in Killington...but paytons a year older, and that could smell trouble for the irshman from the north of the tracks.

11) Chris Lukas - Have you ever been good? I honestly dont remeber ever being like "Lukas team is awesome!!!!!"...maybe some time attempting to teach fancy city folk how to play lacrosse will translate....For the record im betting against it


10) Joey- is joey going to be in florida? If he is i fully expect and understand that Joey will not be as mentally prepared or focused as need be. I mean can you really blame him..suns, booze, and broads...Joey on LI moves up two spots


9) Johnnyboy- Lets not forget how many times at mcanns last year i think we all heard "Im uh not gna do the league next year unless its for college football and we can only pick south carolina gamecocks....who wants to watch me put 40 bucks into the jukebox" i just dont believe the dedication is their right now, throw in a new love interest to add to the distraction and i think what we get is a JB who fantasy football is not to high on theor priority list.


8) Matty T- people say Micheal Vick "changed " the nfl as a player, well Matt did the same for fantasy footy as well. Now lets say we took away V7's ability to run, well thats what we did by taking away 2am madness from matty. Just wasnt the same guy, his game was thrown for a loop, now the question becomes how does matty answer the bell. Matts a kid who i watched projectile vomit all over my dorm bathroom freshman year and ya know what they say "yackers are slackers"


7) Tuna dick- Gilliams finally was relevant for the first time since he got those fucking teal gayballs braces off. Now i do believe that Chris time in front of a computer translates to strong dedication, but could it be to strong? Could the chubby gill brother be thinking himself right out of contention. Plus i beat him in a race and thats just sad


6) Tgill- I dont know his style, i dont know how he plays. Timmy is the ultimate wildcard, he could be the best thing to happen to the league , or we could have a repeat performance of nick kropp picking Mike Nugent in the second round. I believe in timmy but this is the highest i can put him without seeing what hes got


5) CHurst- Another individual i believe re dedicated himself to the league last year, if not for a premature snipping of Dbowe i believe we could have our returning champ. But as they say "if ifs and butts were candy and nuts wed all have a merry christmas." Well even though im jewish i still believe here and i think we see another solid year from the man from the beach


4) DICKYDICKYDICKY- Lets call this the Texas impact. He seemed to handle it well last year remained focused despite the long distance relationship. Now can we bank on this, will nicky take up bull riding meet a southern belle spend to much time in the alamo and forget his picks, I dont know? But what i do know is Nick once shot a bow and arrow through his pool lining and thats just badass, so im buying a strong year from the lonestar state resident


3) The Commish- Let me tell you a story..the year 2005, the game Johnny vs The Commish. Johnny is rolling and i mean just crushing, suddenly you hit the refresh button and BAM the score is completly flipped like it was Florida in 2000 election. What happened you may ask, The Commish lives"by any means neccessary" get in the commimsh's way and hell eat ya for lunch. I respect that in a man, you think you can beat me? BOOM I changed the settings now try and beat me. Its like trying to take dowm the old Corporation of the 2000 wwf days. They controlled everything they made the rules you cant beat tha, just when HHH tapped out to a mankind mandible claw out comes the coroporation flips the script and now vince is the special referee...its killnor be killed in fantasy nd the commish is certainly not going to be killed




2) Feifdaddy- How many different adjectives can you use to describe this guy, genious, creative, dedicated, handsome, and physically fit. Absolute juggerknot, two time champ, three time finalist, rwgular season champ, kids got more rafters inthe sky then MSG. I expect nothing less then another stellar year, all this kid does is show up on Sundays and take prisoners

1) Powers- Every year it seems as though MJP is one play one injury one bad break away from winning that allusive imaginary trophy. Well folks I believe this is the year the bluejay is finally going to break through. Think 2004 Bosox, its been a lot of heart and a lot of pain but I think the fantasy gods are finally smiling down on this guy.


Editors note: As Preparing the rankings the individual ranked one called and said he had Mets tixs. This may or maynot have impacted the rankings